No Country for Old Meta

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Base is the Place

Must send Base ETH from a non-exchange-based
wallet that supports the Base Main Network

Max contribution - .75 ETH
Min Contribution - .005 ETH

Click here for a short video explaining how to
partake in the presale

Click Here for More Presale Details

Must send Base ETH from a non-exchange-based
wallet that supports the Base Main Network

Click here for a short video explaining how to
partake in the presale

Click Here for More Presale Details

THERE ARE TWO Theories HERE

Theory #1:
TRANSPARENCY IS
GOOD BUSINESS

THIS IS A TAX-FREE COIN WITH NO REFLECTIONS AND NO GAMES.

Our Groundbreaking suite of anti-bot technology protects all.

THE LIQUIDITY POOL has been locked for 69 years.

dev team has No MINT or FREEZE AUTHORITY.

5% allocated to DEV TEAM.

10% ALLOCATED TO MARKETING and partnerships.

THIS IS A COMMUNITY-centric PROJECT.

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, WE HAVE ANSWERS.

IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, WE HAVE EARS.

IF YOU HAVE MEDIA, LET’S PUMP IT.

LET’S MOON THIS SHIT TOGETHER.

theory #2:
NEW USERS WILL
WANT A NEW META

CATS and DOGS ARE COOL AND ALL. But the memescape is changing, and you ought to stay in front of it.

Derivative and double-derivative dogshit coins have diluted the ecosystem for too long. Luckily, COINBASE's Smart wallet RELEASe offers us a new dawn —  one in which  100,000,000+ new users now have easy access to the Base Main Network.

Simply put: THE AVERAGE AGE OF USERS ONBOARDING TO BASE WILL DOUBLE. And this NEW, older, wealthier CLIENTELE WILL not be interested in the old, tired meta of cartoon cats and dogs. They WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THEY WILL WANT SOMETHING FAMILIAR.

They will want A PSYCHOPATHIC, MONEY-HUNGRY KILLER WHOSE LIFE IS DOMINATED BY COINS. And they will want this best supporting media any blockchain has ever seen.

WE WILL HAVE THEIR ATTENTION.

BUY IT, HOLD IT, AND LET’S PRINT.

View The WhitepaperVIEW THE ARTWORK

How To Buy $Friendo

1.

CREATE A WALLET (Rainbow, Metamask and UNISWAP Wallets all work. Your wallet just needs to be comPatible with the Base Main network)

2.

Some wallets (e.g. metamask) need to have the BASE NETWORK added manually. If this is the case, you can CLICK HERE FOR SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

3.

SEND ETHER TO YOUR WALLET (usually from a centralized exchange like coinbase)

4.

If necessary, BRIDGE ETHER FROM ETHEREUM MAIN NETWORK TO BASE MAIN NETWORK USING WWW.ORBITER.FINANCE

5.

CONNECT YOUR WALLET TO UNISWAP (OR ANOTHER DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE [DEX] )

6.

USING UNISWAP, SWAP ETH FOR $FRIENDO
with our contract address

Please view this video for expanded instructions.

*Not all of these steps will be necessary for all users.  
Anyway, IF ALL THESE STEPS FEEL LIKE A LOT OF ASSPAIN, THAT’S A GOOD THING. THAT MEANS WE ARE EARLY TO THE GAME.

WHEN IT BECOMES EASY FOR EVERYONE, THAT’S WHEN WE MAKE MONEY, FRIENDO.

ABOUT THE DEV

MY NAME IS MIKE. WHAT’S MORE TO SAY?

I’M A BLUE COLLAR SLAVE WITH A WHITE COLLAR EDUCATION. TOGETHER WITH A SMALL TEAM of EXPERTS, I’M GIVING $FRIENDO TO THE PEOPLE.

I’M DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS — PARTIALLY BECAUSE MY FINANCIAL NIHILISM USED TO FEEL TERMINaL. TRAVIS KLING WROTE A GENIUS THREAD ON THE TOPIC. YOU CAN READ IT HERE. BUT IT COMES IN TWO PARTS AND IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF A SIT DOWN, SO BRACE YOURSELF.

MOSTLY, THOUGH, IT’S BECAUSE THE OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF PROJECTS IN THIS SPACE ARE RUN EITHER BY JEETS WITH QUESTIONABLE MORAL COMPASSES, OR BY OUTRIGHT SCAMMERS. THIS HAS TO STOP, AND IT HAS TO STOP NOW.

$FRIENDO IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A COMMUNITY-BASED PROJECT, RIPE WITH TRANSPARENCY AND participation. YOU ARE IMPORTANT HERE. I NEED YOU TO KNOW THIS. I WILL ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BE AS ABOVE-BOARD, HONEST AND TRANSPARENT AS POSSIBLE.

I’VE MADE MONEY IN THIS SPACE. I’VE LOST MONEY, TOO. BUT I’D RATHER LIVE AND DIE HERE THAN IN THE CLUTCHES OF SOME NINE-TO-FIVE CHOKEHOLD. I BET YOU AGREE.

I WON’T DROP OUT. I WON’T DUMP STACK. I’M ALL EARS AND I’M ALL FUCKING IN.