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THIS IS A TAX-FREE COIN WITH NO OBFUSCATED HOLDERS, NO REFLECTIONS AND NO GAMES.
THE LIQUIDITY POOL HAS BEEN LOCKED for 90 days. Further locks are planned.
MINT AUTHORITY HAS BEEN REVOKED.
FREEZE AUTHORITY HAS BEEN REVOKED.
5% allocated to DEV TEAM.
10% ALLOCATED TO INFLUENCERS, CALLERS AND OTHER MARKETING.
THIS IS A COMMUNITY-centric PROJECT.
IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, WE HAVE ANSWERS.
IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, WE HAVE EARS.
IF YOU HAVE MEDIA, LET’S PUMP IT.
LET’S MOON THIS SHIT TOGETHER.
CATS and DOGS ARE COOL AND ALL.
BUT WHEN COINBASE RELEASES ITS SMART WALLET, THE AVERAGE AGE OF USERS ONBOARDING TO BASE WILL DOUBLE. NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE WHO’S making money with the lame old meta, BUT THE NEW CLIENTELE WILL WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THEY WILL WANT SOMETHING FAMILIAR.
They will want A PSYCHOPATHIC, MONEY-HUNGRY KILLER WHOSE LIFE IS DOMINATED BY COINS. And they will want this best supporting media any blockchain has ever seen.
WE WILL HAVE THEIR ATTENTION.
BUY IT, HOLD IT, AND LET’S PRINT.
CREATE A WALLET (Rainbow, Metamask and UNISWAP Wallets all work. Your wallet just needs to be comPatible with the Base Main network)
Some wallets (e.g. metamask) need to have the BASE NETWORK added manually. If this is the case, you can CLICK HERE FOR SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
SEND ETHER TO YOUR WALLET (usually from a centralized exchange like coinbase)
BRIDGE ETHER FROM ETHEREUM MAIN NETWORK TO BASE MAIN NETWORK USING WWW.ORBITER.FINANCE
CONNECT YOUR WALLET TO UNISWAP (OR ANOTHER DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE [DEX] )
USING UNISWAP, SWAP ETH FOR $FRIENDO
with our contract address
IF ALL THESE STEPS FEEL LIKE A LOT OF ASSPAIN, THAT’S A GOOD THING. THAT MEANS WE ARE EARLY TO THE GAME.
WHEN IT BECOMES EASY FOR EVERYONE, THAT’S WHEN WE MAKE MONEY, FRIENDO.
MY NAME IS MIKE. WHAT’S MORE TO SAY?
I’M A BLUE COLLAR SLAVE WITH A WHITE COLLAR EDUCATION. TOGETHER WITH A SMALL TEAM of EXPERTS, I’M GIVING $FRIENDO TO THE PEOPLE.
I’M DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS — PARTIALLY BECAUSE MY FINANCIAL NIHILISM USED TO FEEL TERMINaL. TRAVIS KLING WROTE A GENIUS THREAD ON THE TOPIC. YOU CAN READ IT HERE. BUT IT COMES IN TWO PARTS AND IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF A SIT DOWN, SO BRACE YOURSELF.
MOSTLY, THOUGH, IT’S BECAUSE THE OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF PROJECTS IN THIS SPACE ARE RUN EITHER BY JEETS WITH QUESTIONABLE MORAL COMPASSES, OR BY OUTRIGHT SCAMMERS. THIS HAS TO STOP, AND IT HAS TO STOP NOW.
$FRIENDO IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A COMMUNITY-BASED PROJECT, RIPE WITH TRANSPARENCY AND PRECIPITATION. YOU ARE IMPORTANT HERE. I NEED YOU TO KNOW THIS. I WILL ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BE AS ABOVE-BOARD, HONEST AND TRANSPARENT AS POSSIBLE.
I’VE MADE MONEY IN THIS SPACE. I’VE LOST MONEY, TOO. BUT I’D RATHER LIVE AND DIE HERE THAN IN THE CLUTCHES OF SOME NINE-TO-FIVE CHOKEHOLD. I BET YOU AGREE.
I WON’T DROP OUT. I WON’T DUMP STACK. I’M ALL EARS AND I’M ALL FUCKING IN.
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